Wednesday, September 3, 2008

The End of the Internet

First of all, I know what you are thinking to yourselves. "Two blog entries in the same week." "Is he even doing any work over there?" The answer to both of these questions, and maybe more I hope to have answered by the end of this. I have been staring at a computer screen from 8AM to 6PM for three days now working on typing up lesson plans and creating a virtual database for future volunteers, and I think that in the process of doing this I have reached the end of the internet. Between typing chapters, I have exhausted all of my usual sites including yahoo, facebook, wikipedia......... and that is about it. I go to yahoo to check my email every 5 minutes and am crushed by the fact that 97% of the time there are no new messages. I fail to take into account the time difference factor, and have determined that this is some type of popularity contest that I am on the losing side of. Next up I stop over to facebook and stalk everyone that I have ever known or breifly spoken to, and when I have depleated those reserves I briefly pause and stare blankly at the computer. The I move on to my final option, wikipedia and type in useless searches in hopes of obtaining some type of useful information that will benefit me, if not now, at some future juncture in my life. I know now that it takes 8 minutes for the light of the sun to reach the surface of the earth, and that 75% of known human disease genes have a recognizable match in the genetic code of fruit flies. After this, I am at a loss. I know there are computer games that I could fill my time with, but I am almost possitive that I played all of those back when I worked at the financial aid office at Mizzou. (#4 in football...what?) Having reached the supposed sad end to my internet universe my mind begins to wander to what else I could currently be doing. If I make my way back to the transit house in Ouaga I will be forced to read the numerous ancient copies of Us and People magazines that tell tales of Britney being crazy and Angelina Jolie getting pregnant. Is this the first time this has happened I ask myself or the second...... or even the third? How many times has Britney gone crazy? Brad and Angie are pregnant again? Why didn't anyone tell me? How did I get so detached from American celebrity gossip? Who are the Jonas brothers, and why should I care? It is sad that I associate my out of touchness with reality with the articles in gossip magazines, but that has been the best gauge that I have found to date. I bet that Us and People magazine have websites with up to the minute news on the lives of everyone. I have found my detour. It seems that what I thought to be the end was merely a road block that I couldn't see past due to the Burkina dust storm blowing by.

Monday, September 1, 2008